There are many surprising places where I find that writing puts some colour into my day. Translations are particularly rich in interesting uses of English. Here are some gems from a packet of Taiwanese noodles I bought from the Chinese supermarket:

“Wheat Power”

Cooking instruction 3
“For a change of pace, drain the noodles and add sauce…”

Storage information
“Please storage in aeration, shady and cool place.”
“Have it up as early as possible for keeping its flavour taste offer you open sealed packing.”

Beautifully put. No wonder the carrots look so happy. Good noodles too.