While I was browsing in a small shop the other day, the owner started singing along to Saturn 5 by the Inspiral Carpets that was playing on the radio. Except she sang “satisfy” in the chorus.

Misheard lyrics can be amusingly creatively bizarre. Many years ago, a friend of mine thought the Beastie Boys were singing “I’m having a good shit” in Intergalactic. They weren’t – it’s “another dimension”.

If Madonna’s Ray of Light ever comes on, I like to sing along “Anna Friel” instead of “and I feel”. And Karma Police by Radiohead is clearly a homage to the ex-footballer and recently sacked manager: “come on, Paul Ince”. Not quite misheard, but they keep me entertained…

Anyone got any favourites?